March 2012
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soquicktobelieve:
annefranksgasmask:
i know i have caller id is my fave scott disick quote because hes sassy as heck
shailee this is exactly how you talk
oh my goodness you’re right, I have found my fricking linguistic twin
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Snooki, who is perpetually orange, is supposedly pregnant
I can imagine that the fetus of her baby at the age of 4 months will resemble a Cheeto
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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Last night I had a dream that I got to sit in Josh Hutcherson’s lap and he fed me mini marshmallows.
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
February 2012
I JUST REMEMBERED THAT WE HAVE A TUB OF FRENCH VANILLA ICE-CREAM AND A BOX OF ICE-CREAM CONES IN THIS HOUSE
OH MY GOODNESS
vanilla cake would be nice right about now
wikihowtocutabitch:
petition to make April 25th, h0ttndanger0us’ birthday, an international holiday
twice
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I think the most sexual encounter I’ve ever had was when my friend let me borrow his signed copy of The Fault in Our Stars and I felt up John Green’s signature for a few minutes
WatchWHY CAN’T I DO THIS WITH MY HAIR
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Tumblr user ‘h0ttndanger0us’ reminds me of those soccer moms who get angry over tiny things and don’t know much about anything and are also hilariously and unknowingly hypocritical
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moabukbuk replied to your post: my weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse would…
i’m sure the zombies would just eat them up!
YOU AND YOUR PUNS
THIS IS WHY I LIKE YOU
Watchjoshishollywood:
HOW IS THIS REAL
IS THIS GIRL BEING THIS WAY ON PURPOSE TO AGITATE OTHERS OR IS SHE REALLY 16 AND THIS THICK-HEADED
NOOOOOOOO IT HURTS TO THINK ABOUT IT
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my weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse would be my dimples because they are adorable
first discovering a group: omfg how am I going to tell them apart
later in the obsession: omg yes that's him I can tell by his ear shape
WatchShay’s mirror face.
She is so beautiful oh my goodness
I have a friend who once called me ‘Shay’ because that’s the first syllable of my name and I was truly flattered because Shay Mitchell.
“My body will not be a tomb for other creatures.”
– Leonardo da Vinci
dumble-tumble:
My auto tuned cry for the music industry.
remember the video of the man with an already-kind-of-funny cry that someone actually auto-tuned
I love that video
The Fault in Our Stars, The Metatext: Nomenclature →
metatfios:
[Note: As it was not initially mentioned, Sundays are miscellany days for TFIOS related content. This means an exploration of a certain theme, idea, character, or quote presented in the novel that was not touched upon by other posts throughout the week. This Sunday’s miscellany post is about…
I definitely noticed the usage of ‘Augustus’ versus usage of...
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The Rhinoceros Party →
Read the policies that the Rhinoceros party would pass if they were to become the federal leaders of Canada
A couple of them are:
decriminalize all drugs
spend $5 million to create an army of clowns
Something tells me that a few very drunk and very stupid people created this party for jokes.
Well, today did not end the way I would have liked
going to go to bed and drown myself in my own tears and John Green’s amazing writing style
I just
need
long
hugs
on demand
